In January of 2021 I did a short series of Daily Covid Forecasts, describing how our civil liberties would vary that day due to viral conditions.
It was funny because it ringed true.
And if the climate change authoritarians have their way, it will be literally true.
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Jan 27, 2021
Today’s COVID forecast:
What starts as a single-mask morning becomes a double-mask afternoon, with a 30% chance of triple-mask by nightfall. And as the Viral Transmission Index rises over the day, the social distancing will likely rise from 4 ft to 7ft.
Stay tuned for updates.
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Jan 28, 2021
Today’s COVID forecast:
Travel restrictions have been reduced overnight, allowing movement to the edge of your property line. The anal swab depth will remain at 5 in, and, as usual, your swab certification ribbon must be publicly visible near your rear pocket.
Stay tuned.
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Jan 29, 2021
Today’s COVID forecast:
The daily afternoon “60 minutes silence to think about what you did” has been discontinued. But today starts the first of our new bi-monthly event: “60 days of silence to think about what you did.”
Stay tuned for updates.
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Jan 30, 2021
Today’s COVID forecast:
80% chance of skeptical thoughts from pro-virus enemies in your region. Search, identify, target, and mask them in the manner described in the Official COVID manual.
Stay tuned for any changes!
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See them at Twitter: https://twitter.com/markchangizi/status/1355516355127222275?s=46&t=3U-fDJVwddwRltwRU5YL8Q