It’s heating up, and you know what to do!

The same Covid restrictions actually work as well as they did for Covid

Because of the entirely novel levels of heat, we must all immediately

• lockdown, to preserve energy and not further heat up the Earth

• mask up, to keep the heat from dangerously reaching our lungs, and

• social distance, because more tightly clustered groups of people have more trouble keeping cool

until the new self-cooling mRNA refrigerant injections are ready.

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Seriously though, climate scientists have used up all of society’s ability to display red by overusing red in their heat maps.