Covid-Tipped Bullets

Just the start of an entrepreneurial explosion of safer Covid positive products

I just started a company selling bullets laced with Covid, making the bullets completely safe: Shoot as many folks as you want, and you'll find it's Covid that killed them, not the bullets.

While silly, imagine vaccines which suppress your immunity for the first couple weeks, and if you get Covid because of that suppression, well, it’s Covid that killed them, not the vaccine. Perfectly safe vaccines!

That seems less funny somehow.