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Because anything Jews do is genocide
I walked past a couple of Jewish people today and almost got genocided.
I was once at a urinal next to Seth Rogan, who is Jewish, and almost got genocided.
I never went to see Schindler’s List in the theater out of fear I’d be genocided by Jewish audience members.
I once ordered chicken soup but matzo balls were in it trying to genocide me.
Gal Gadot is one of the most beautiful women in the world but no way I’d risk genocide by dating her.
I got a deli sandwich today but left quickly to avoid being genocided.
Felix Mendelssohn is Jewish and has some of the best concertos you can’t listen to for risk of being genocided.